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		<title>Open Your Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica Danna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The baby got something in her eye on New Year's Eve so we had to take her to the minor emergency clinic to get it out. Afterward, she would't open either of them and we couldn't stop laughing at her. We offered her candy to open them but she ate the candy with her eyes closed. Ha.Hilar.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The baby got something in her eye on New Year&#8217;s Eve so we had to take her to the minor emergency clinic to get it out. Afterward, she would&#8217;t open either of them and we couldn&#8217;t stop laughing at her. We offered her candy to open them but she ate the candy with her eyes closed. Ha.Hilar.</p>
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		<title>I love rock &amp; roll. I always have. Proof.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica Danna</dc:creator>
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		<title>Business as Usual</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 22:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica Danna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So some of you know what went down today. Some of you don&#8217;t. So here goes. Today is my business partner and good friend Chris Valdez&#8216; birthday. He&#8217;s in Spain on vacation for a few weeks, so in his absence, we at the Primer Grey + colab loft decided to put his mind at ease, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So some of you know what went down today. Some of you don&#8217;t. So here  goes.</p>
<p>Today is my business partner and good friend <a href="http://www.twitter.com/thewhether" target="_blank">Chris Valdez</a>&#8216;  birthday. He&#8217;s in Spain on vacation for a few weeks, so in his absence,  we at the Primer Grey + colab loft decided to put his mind at ease, and  let him know things were &#8220;Business as Usual&#8221; in the office.</p>
<p>We organized a shoot this morning with our friends who were so kind  to stop by and let me direct them (read: boss them around) for the  morning. Below is the result of our efforts.</p>
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<p>Thanks to Marc Brubaker, Lindsay Daywalt, Aimee Woodall, Brian  Truax, Theresa Grillo, Candace Kizer, Casey Motes, some guy named Bill, the PG + CO  team, our neighbor Mike, and Guerilla Gorilla for helping make this a  stunt to remember.</p>
<p>Happy Birthday, Buddy!</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Monday. You need this.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 13:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica Danna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few videos from playing with K and my Photobooth this weekend. Cuz we could all use some smiles for a Monday. This kid is rad. She gets radder everyday. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star from Monica Danna on Vimeo. Peace Out from Monica Danna on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few videos from playing with K and my Photobooth this weekend. Cuz we could all use some smiles for a Monday.</p>
<p>This kid is rad. She gets radder everyday.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/11411577">Twinkle Twinkle Little Star</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user298158">Monica Danna</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/11411534">Peace Out</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user298158">Monica Danna</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ike Ike Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica Danna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this was just too good to not post.  thanks to the creativity of my friend Jaime: Yo VIP let&#8217;s kick it… Alright stop, evacuate and listen Ike is back in a brand new position Something’s hittin’ H-town slightly Blowing like a monsoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know Fill up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this was just too good to not post.  thanks to the creativity of my friend Jaime:</p>
<p><img class="alignright" src="http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/49d2/vanilla_ice.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="400" /><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;color:black;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;">Yo VIP let&#8217;s kick it…</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;color:black;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Alright stop, evacuate and listen</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Ike is back in a brand new position</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Something’s hittin’ H-town slightly</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Blowing like a monsoon daily and nightly</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Fill up your tanks with the gas and go</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">To the extreme I load my glock for a vandal</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Light up my way using’ one no drip candle</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">Ike Ike Baby….</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;">By: Kelly Hamilton and Jaime Ball</span></span></p>
<p>be safe all!  i&#8217;m &#8220;hunkering down&#8221; at my parents in Jersey Village.</p>
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